Crytpic Crossword Thurs April 4th

Today’s crossword set by “Fiddler”

Difficulty level: medium

xword

Across

1. Anal plenitude? Damn the torpedoes! (7)

5. Sounds like Rum Tum Tugger’s been in the fruit bowl – herring? (7)

9. Zut alors? Not round here, you bloody don’t! (5)

10. Mr Rumbold’s in the doghouse, methinks – brought home cheese again. (9)

11. Spoon? Buttock! (10)

12. Oo chiz – any fule no? (4)

14. An*l c*nt – not for mater! (12)

18. Giant cock for the Minister of Education – not half. (12)

21. Parable of snood underpinning yo-ho bacon, m’lad. (4)

22. Frenzied cockpiece – Mullard? (10)

25. Captain Bell-End got my goat with drawers akimbo! (9)

26. Aaaaaaaaaaargh! (Sputter.) (5)

27. Wanksplat over by Christmas? (7)

28. Knob. (7)