People who stayed up to stare at the moon are claiming it was ‘worth it’ as they were sacked across the country.
“Has the moon been?” asked Nigel Hostage as he was woken by his manager. “No, I’m not pissed, the man on the telly said it was going to be enormous.”
Despite being the same size since records began, the moon chose last night to ruin the lives of the suggestible. Continue reading